Monday, January 8, 2007

Symptoms Continued...

Constant rubbing of eyes/Eyelashes falling out

If you experience an itchy sensation of the eyelid (just in the corner of your eye) or you feel that an eyelash has fallen into your eye, it is the second warning that your body will make (after itchy skin). The eyelashes falling into your eyes will produce a much greater sense of distraction as it causes you to rub one eye, losing eyesight in that eye while you rub. The second phase of this warning is to have an eyelash fall into a specific location that causes your eye to close altogether so that the eye is not damaged.

If you experience this, rub away.

Although annoying it may be, it is your body's way of telling you "Get out now, while you still can!".

The third phase of this warning, is total blindness...or rather eyelashes fall into both eyes making it impossible to concentrate or even see the mathematics in front of you.

If you experience the fourth phase, which rarely happens, and has only been reported once. Your eyelashes will either slash your eyes (not damaging them of course) causing your eyelashes to immidiately crash down onto the eyelashes. This effect causes swelling of the eye lids, and temporary blindness. Therefore it is not possible, even if you will it, to open your eyes.
If you get the fourth phase of this warning, seek medical attention or if none is nearby:

1. Get a friend or partner
2. Tell them to place a cloth under warm water and hold until the cloth is warm (not hot)
3. Place cloth over your eyes and let it sit for an hour

Eventually your eyesight will return as your body heals the wounds it incurred upon itself to keep the evil mathematical equations and forumlas away from your line of sight.

Be well my friends.

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