Although the plague has reached our doorstep, we will not succumb to it's foolish demands. The following post will give a detailed outline into how we can keep math out of our heads.
Avoiding Equations
This task can only be completed if you are a free spirit, untouched by the cubes of infinite terror.
If possible, complete the following with a partner. Two people can keep each other awake and protect the other when danger rears it's contagious, diseased head in anger.
Rules for this task are as follows:
1. Do not, under any circumstances, read any books pertaining to math.
2. Wear noise canceling headphones, and listen to heavy metal music - 4 hours a day
3. Do not play Sudoku Puzzle Games
4. Do not watch any Public Broadcasting or Learning Channels or Educational Channels
5. Stay away from anything pertaining to math
6. Avoid Mathematicians at all costs (use of force against hostiles is allowed)
7. Do not listen to Mathematical Gibberish, it will put you into a trance and you may succumb to the cubes of infinite terror.
May the brotherhood of righteous defenders, defend these lands from the rising darkness.
For defense against the dark arts of mathematics is our number one priority.
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