math·e·mat·ics :
1.
(used with a singular verb) the systematic treatment of magnitude, relationships between figures and forms, and relations between quantities expressed symbolically.
2.
A contagious study of vile, horrendous relationships between figures and forms.
The very essence of the subject bringing both mental and physical harm to those that cannot understand the evil ways of mathematics. Math is a gory subject, but I must let it be known to the world that this cult of mathematicians and their plotting ways are beyond natural order already, and nothing can stop them.
However, there are many factors that make up the allergic reaction to evil...sorry, math.
This blog will be an insight into the ways of natural reaction to the demonic powers that plague the very soul of our being, the subject may be a bit controversial and many of the cult members may strike out against me with mathematical gibberish and nonsensical blabbering...but we must stand strong if we are to defend ourselves from these worthless soul-munchers.
This blog will help give a path to those that want out, a way to defend themselves, and a way to freedom...away from the constraints of math and it's every growing, ever engrossing, powerful cubes of infinite terror.
Contents
1. Introduction
1.
(used with a singular verb) the systematic treatment of magnitude, relationships between figures and forms, and relations between quantities expressed symbolically.
2.
A contagious study of vile, horrendous relationships between figures and forms.
The very essence of the subject bringing both mental and physical harm to those that cannot understand the evil ways of mathematics. Math is a gory subject, but I must let it be known to the world that this cult of mathematicians and their plotting ways are beyond natural order already, and nothing can stop them.
However, there are many factors that make up the allergic reaction to evil...sorry, math.
This blog will be an insight into the ways of natural reaction to the demonic powers that plague the very soul of our being, the subject may be a bit controversial and many of the cult members may strike out against me with mathematical gibberish and nonsensical blabbering...but we must stand strong if we are to defend ourselves from these worthless soul-munchers.
This blog will help give a path to those that want out, a way to defend themselves, and a way to freedom...away from the constraints of math and it's every growing, ever engrossing, powerful cubes of infinite terror.
Contents
1. Introduction
a. An introduction of sorts
b. A sense of defense
2. Symptoms of an Allergic Reaction to Mathematics
b. A sense of defense
2. Symptoms of an Allergic Reaction to Mathematics
a. Itchy/Irritated skin
b. Constant rubbing of eyes/Eyelashes falling out
c. Headache/Hemorrhageb. Constant rubbing of eyes/Eyelashes falling out
d. Rash/Red dots appearing on skin
e. The Bumps
f. Hair loss
g. Confusion, disorientation, nausea, heartburn, upset stomach, and mood swings
h. Inability to sit still (scratching, moving sitting position constantly, rubbing eyes, etc.)
3. Defense against the Dark Arts of Mathematics
a. Weapons of Defense against Mathematicians
b. Weapons of Offense against Mathematicians
c. How to protect your home and family from Mathematicians
d. Setting up barricades to protect against Mathematician Intrusion
e. Burning at the Stake - the only way to quell the evil within a Mathematician
4. The democratic way to do it
a. Ban Mathematics in your town or city
b. Form a militia to make patrols of your local area
c. Distribution of things that scare Mathematicians
d. Eat lots and lots of pie
e. Send messages by carrier pigeon
5. If you are forced to endure the terrors of Mathematics
a. Defense against torture
b. How to escape the grasp of Mathematicians
c. How to formulate logical (although not mathematical) ways of rescuing friends and family trapped within the confines of infinite evil
d. Deception; fake mathematics to deceive the uncanny terror inducers
and more...
This blog is completely for fun/as a joke, and nothing in this blog should be taken seriously. If you do, don't tell them we sent you.
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