Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Symptoms Continued: Headache/Hemorrhage

Headache/Hemorrhage

If you have experienced all of the previously mentioned reactions to a mathematical incident, and yet you have not done anything to get away from the demonic plague (or are forced to endure), your body may give you another warning.

This is the second last warning that your body will give before it starts to physically react (violently) to the plague.

Headache's show that your body is trying to numb your brain, and the pain that you feel in your temples or in your forehead is just your brain trying to adapt to the anesthesia. However you body has endured the agony of mathematics for quite some time if you have reached this second last warning, thus your body is tired and requires sleep to solve the problems it faces without risk of doing something wrong.

Sometimes things can go wrong. So blame mathematics in this case.

Your body may numb your brain too much causing you to have a hemorrhage, which means that a blood vessel in your brain will burst and you will either suffer a massive stroke or die.
This is rarely the case, as your body is highly effective in dealing with it's natural sworn enemy...mathematics.

Good health my fellow defenders!

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